What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Are Indian girls awesome in bed? Do they taste different than our American girls? Does anyone has experience with both American and Indian girls?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

Why do flat earthers exist?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.